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Halloween Jokes Q: What do ghosts eat for supper? A: Spooketi Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? A: Hope it’s Halloween!! Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? A: Spelling. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school? A: His heart wasn’t in it. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn’t have any guts! Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball? A: Because he had no BODY to go with. Q: What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar? A: “Trike or Treat”? Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin? A: A plumpkin. Q: What room does a ghost not need? A: A living room! Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying? A: Because you can see right through them! Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the dance? A: His “ghoul” friend! Q: Why is Superman’s costume so tight? A: Because he wears a size “S”. Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair? A: Shamboo! Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade? Witch: Poof you are a lemonade! Q: What do you get when you cross a witch with sand? A: A sandwich! Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? A: A nectarine! “Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf.” “Please be quiet and comb your face.” Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like? A: I scream! Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat? A: When you’re a mouse. Q: What do birds say on Halloween? A: Twick o tweet Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost? A: A cocker poodle boo. Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween? A: Mummies! Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A: Booberries! Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner? A: Bone appetit! Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up? A: Scarespray! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: What kind of pants do ghosts wear? A: Boo-Jeans. Q: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit. Q: What did one owl say to the other owl? A: Happy Owl-ween! Q: Why is a skeleton so mean? A: He doesn’t have a heart. Q: What goes around a haunted house and never stops? A: A fence. Q: What did the ghost say to the other ghost? A: Do you believe in humans? Q: What do vampires take when they are sick? A: Coffin drops! Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire? A: Count Quackula! Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie? A: Booberry pie! Q: Where do ghosts buy their food? A: At the ghost-ery store!