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A: A blushing zebra. ———- Q: What is a cow’s favorite place? A: The mooseum. ———- Q: What do fish take to stay healthy? A: Vitamin sea. ———- Q: What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf? A: Decalfinated! ———- Q: What do you call a mad elephant? A: An earthquake. ———- Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich? A: Peanut butter and jellyfish. ———- Q: Where are sharks from? A: Finland. ———- Q: What is King Arthur’s favorite fish? A: A swordfish ———- Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket? A: He made an illegal ewe turn. ———- Q: What does an octopus wear when it gets cold? A: A coat of arms. ———- Q: What kind of dog always runs a fever? A: A hot dog! ———- Q: What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school? A: Bison! ———- Q: What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass. A: A cow on a skateboard. ———- Q: Why don’t bears wear shoes? A: What’s the use, they’d still have bear feet! ———- Q: What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths? 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A: A porcupine with split ends! ———- Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A: The chicken wasn’t around yet. ———- Q: What kind of cars do cats drive? A: Catillacs! ———- Q: What do you call a deer that costs a dollar? A: A buck. ———- Q: What’s a frog’s favorite drink? A: Croak-a-cola. ———- Q: What’s an alligator’s favorite drink? A: Gator-Ade. ———- Q: What do you call snake with no clothes on? A: Snaked. ———- Q: What did the dog say to the flea? A: Stop bugging me! ———- Q: Where do cows go on Saturday night? A: To the mooooooovies. ———- Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A: A try and try and try-ceratops! ———- Q: What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? A: A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex. ———- Q: What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat? A: A kitten. ———- Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes? A: A dino-sewer. ———- Q: What did the snail say when he got on the turtle’s shell? 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This joke book is filled with good clean jokes that have been kid tested and kid approved. Yes we know they can be silly but everyone loves a good knock knock joke. Stimulate their creativity and build their growing vocabulary with this hilarious joke book. Get ready for hours of fun and laughter on your next car trip. encourage them to come up with thier own jokes too. Knock Knock. Who's there? Walter. Walter who? Walter you waiting for? 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