Over the decades, park spaces in this walkable city have been lost to cafes and shopping centres. In 2012, residents came head to head with authorities to protest the destruction (for boutiques) of one of the city’s last remaining public parks –... Read more >>
Christmas Jokes
Q. What do Santa’s elves learn in school?
A. The Elfabet.
Q. What does Santa like to do in the garden?
A. Hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q: What do Santa’s elves drive?
A: Minivans.
Q: What do Santa’s elves drink?
A: Minnesod...
Halloween Jokes
Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?
A: Spooketi
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it’s Halloween!!
Q: What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?
A: Spelling.
Q: Why didn...
Easter Jokes
Q: What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A: Do you want to grab a bite?
Q: Where is a rabbit’s favorite place to eat?
A: Ihop
Q: What did one egg say to the other egg?
A: Let’s get
Valentine’s Day Jokes
Q: Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?
A: She stole his heart.
Q: How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?
A: Because ...
Animal Jokes
Q: Why did the cat go to Minnesota?
A: To get a mini soda!
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Q: Where do orcas hear music?
A: Orca-stras!
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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Q: What do you ...
Bird Jokes
Q: When should you buy a bird?
A: When it’s going cheep!
Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: Woody the Wood Pickle.
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Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Written by: Earl Edwards
Narrated by: Kirk Hanley
Length: 17 mins
Unabridged Audiobook
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